Literally!

Haves And Have-Nots

To Protect And Serve

Surface Tension

Champing At The Bit

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.

 — Oliver Goldsmith

Lest We Regret

Illegal Immigrants And How To Survive Them

Remember Remember The Ninth Of November

Move Along — Nothing To See Here

Self-Assembly

The Mind Of God

If one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation,
it would appear that God has a special fondness for stars and beetles.

 — J. B. S. Haldane

An Algorithm Not Stored In Memory

A Disaster Waiting To Happen

No Visible Means Of Support

Virtual Friends

Pushing All The Right Buttons

Birds Of A Feather

I guess the definition of a lunatic is a man surrounded by them.

 — Ezra Pound

"North Korea! North Korea!"

Misanthropy

I hate mankind, 

for I think myself one of the best of them, 

and I know how bad I am.

 — James Boswell

Know Your Enemy

In a 2015 poll, 30% of Republicans and 19% of Democrats supported the bombing of Agrabah, the fictional city in the Disney film Aladdin.

Innocent Bystanders

He who allows oppression shares the crime.

 — Desiderius Erasmus

Stiff Competition

The State Of Criminality

The state calls its own violence law, 

but that of the individual crime.

 — Max Stirner (1806-1856)

Prisoners Of Their Own Device

Your Time Starts … Now

The universe is an intelligence test.

 — Timothy Leary

Backchannelling

Politics For Dummies

A fool and his money are soon elected.

 — Will Rogers (1879-1935)

The Apex Of Evolution

In A Prison Of His Own Devise

A man of courage never needs weapons, but he may need bail.
 — Lewis Mumford

Get Your Gear In Ass

Gentleman Friends

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

 — Oscar Wilde

True friends stab you in the front.

 — Oscar Wilde