Official: Fireproof Maggots Granted Immortality

Before Yahweh

Sowing The Seeds

The War Against Babies

Personal Jesus

The (After-)Life Of Pi(e Chart)

Obedient Israelites

And God Said 'Let There Be Dung'

Problem Solved

The Ass Of An Angel

Biblical Precedent

Wisdom Destroyed, Intelligence Thwarted

The Source Of Evil

The Miracle Witness Protection Program

And God Created Foreskin. However…

Virtue Signalling

Collateral Damage

And So The Lord Weaponiseth Hæmorrhoids And Mice

Nailed It

Before God Said 'Let There Be Belly-Buttons!'