Haste Makes Waste

Robot Firefighters

The Wheel Is Still Spinning — But The Hamster Is Dead

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

Mopping Up Operation

Child Abuse

Schadenfreude

Nature Pink In Tooth And Claw

Reality Television

Therapy

The United States Of Australia

Socialism.  It's not for everyone.

Sense And Sillibillity

Promises Of Biblical Proportions

If you believe what is written in this email, you will receive $4,000,000.00.
If you believe what is written in this book, you will receive life everlasting.

The Best Policy

Journalistic Credibility

Aliens Giving An Anal Probe

A Separate Creation

In the first place, 

God made idiots. 

That was for practice. 

Then he made school boards.

 — Mark Twain

Elections = To Silence

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that

in a democracy you vote first and take orders later;

in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.

 — Charles Bukowski

Better Read When Dead

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
 — Ambrose Bierce

DV8

Without deviation progress is not possible.
 — Frank Zappa

A Dying Breed

While I do not suggest that humanity will ever be able to dispense with its martyrs, 

I cannot avoid the suspicion that with a little more thought and a little less belief 

their number may be substantially reduced.

 — John B. S. Haldane

A Bad Sign

Cheap At Half The Price!

Good Morning Sir. How Are You Today?

Why Voters Elect Selfish Uninformed Unintelligent Philistines

The political system is representative democracy.

они называют его "Flipperov"

Fowl Play

Thank God It's Friday

Hjalti's couplet that almost sparked war between pagans and Christians in early Iceland:

Vilkat goð geyja
grey þykkjumk Freyja

I will not blaspheme the gods,
but I think Freyja is a bitch

Wine Appreciation

Epicycles

Two Artists Having A Thomas The Tank