Social Remedial

Shergar Lives

We Value Our Customers

Funding Cut Syndrome

No Gnus Is Bad News

Rendition

Facebook puts the CIA in social media.

Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!

Scientists are explorers. 

Philosophers are tourists.

 — Richard Feynman

Owning Up

The Camel Equivalent Of HipHop

In The Eye Of The Beholder

Phil Harding

Noddy Holder

Still Not On DVD

State Anagram

Bouncing Ideas

There is no adequate defence, except stupidity, against the impact of a new idea.

 — Percy Williams Bridgman

Skin Colour Prejudice Anagram

A Bad Rap

Tunnel Blindness

TV "Drama" Anagram

soprano = soaporn

Fantasy Land

More Or Less

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. 

So is a lot.

 — Albert Einstein

Going 'Round In Circles

Vulgarity

Common sense is not so common.

 — Voltaire

Majority Rules

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? 

And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

 — Mark Twain

The Game Of Life

Laws of Thermodynamics

1. You cannot win.

2. You cannot break even.

3. You cannot stop playing the game.

 — Anon

The But-A-Lie Effect

The least deviation from the truth is multiplied later.

 — Aristotle

God Of The New Physics

The word 'god' is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses,
the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless childish.

 — Albert Einstein

Pornosophy

Philosophy is to science as pornography is to sex.

 — Steve Jones

Men

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself.

 — Galileo Galilei

Exploding A Myth

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

 — Oscar Wilde

Work

The production of useful work is strictly limited by the laws of thermodynamics. 

The production of useless work seems to be unlimited.

 — Donald E. Simanek

Self-Perpetuating Motions

...people today are so accustomed to pretentious nonsense that they see nothing amiss in reading without understanding, and many of them at length discover that they can without difficulty write in like manner themselves and win applause for it. And so it perpetuates itself.

 — G. A. Wells

Chemical Attraction

To say that a man is made up of certain chemical elements is a satisfactory description only for those who intend to use him as a fertiliser.

 — Hermann Joseph Muller