Space is boundlessness by re-entrant form not by great extension. That which is is a shell floating in the infinitude of that which is not.
Arthur Eddington 'The Nature of The Physical World'
The first phase of the cosmogonic cycle describes the breaking of formlessness into form …
— Joseph Campbell 'The Hero With A Thousand Faces'
The Breaking Of The One Into The Manifold
— Joseph Campbell 'The Hero With A Thousand Faces'
Thursday, 2 September 2010
Being Is Difference
Labels:
Arthur Eddington,
Joseph Campbell,
Mythology,
Philosophy,
Science
Wednesday, 1 September 2010
Unspeakable
In today’s modern Galaxy there is, of course, very little still held to be unspeakable. Many words and expressions which only a matter of decades ago were considered so distastefully explicit that were they merely to be breathed in public, the perpetrator would be shunned, barred from polite society, and, in extreme cases, shot through the lungs, are now thought to be very healthy and proper, and their use in everyday speech is seen as evidence of a well-adjusted, relaxed, and totally unf [bleep!] ked-up personality.
But though even words like “juju-flop,” “swut,” and “turlingdrome” are now perfectly acceptable in common usage, there is one word that is still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies is so revolting that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one - where they don’t know what it means. That word is “Belgium”.
But though even words like “juju-flop,” “swut,” and “turlingdrome” are now perfectly acceptable in common usage, there is one word that is still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies is so revolting that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one - where they don’t know what it means. That word is “Belgium”.
Labels:
Belgium,
Douglas Adams
A Poor Second To Belgium
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
It's the country for me
You're so near to Russia
So far from Japan
Quite a long way from Cairo
Lots of miles from Vietnam
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Eating breakfast or dinner
Or snack lunch in the hall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all
You're so sadly neglected
And often ignored
A poor second to Belgium
When going abroad
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all
Finland has it all
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
It's the country for me
You're so near to Russia
So far from Japan
Quite a long way from Cairo
Lots of miles from Vietnam
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Eating breakfast or dinner
Or snack lunch in the hall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all
You're so sadly neglected
And often ignored
A poor second to Belgium
When going abroad
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all
Finland has it all
Monday, 30 August 2010
Dutiful Pursuits
Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical.
— John Fowles 'The Magus'
— John Fowles 'The Magus'
Wednesday, 25 August 2010
Sensitive Dependence On Initial Cultural Conditions
Just as an initial “choice” in the biological evolution of a species can be binding upon its entire future, so the choice of scientific practice, an unconscious choice in the beginning, has launched the evolution of culture on a one-way path…
— Jacques Monod 'Chance And Necessity'
— Jacques Monod 'Chance And Necessity'
Monday, 23 August 2010
Viscous Circles
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
— Kurt Vonnegut
— Kurt Vonnegut
Why Are We Here?
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
— Kurt Vonnegut 'A Man Without a Country'
— Kurt Vonnegut 'A Man Without a Country'
Sunday, 22 August 2010
Coalition
Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
— Ambrose Bierce
— Ambrose Bierce
"Let ME buy you!" spruiked the politician.
"Buy me!"
"Buy me!" yelled the products,
but he couldn't hear them anymore.
"Watch me!" cried the television.
"Read me!" cried the magazines
but he couldn't hear them anymore.
"Drive me!" screamed the car.
"Notice me!" shrieked the celebrity
but he couldn't hear them anymore.
— Michæl Leunig 'The Old, Old Dog'
"Buy me!" yelled the products,
but he couldn't hear them anymore.
"Watch me!" cried the television.
"Read me!" cried the magazines
but he couldn't hear them anymore.
"Drive me!" screamed the car.
"Notice me!" shrieked the celebrity
but he couldn't hear them anymore.
— Michæl Leunig 'The Old, Old Dog'
Mid–Life Crisis
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
— Kurt Vonnegut
— Kurt Vonnegut
Electile Dysfunction
By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more.
— Albert Camus
— Albert Camus
Dumocracy
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
— HL Mencken
— HL Mencken
Saturday, 21 August 2010
The Use Of A Book
"and what is the use of a book," thought Alice, "without pictures or conversations?"
— Lewis Carroll 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'
— Lewis Carroll 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'
Wednesday, 18 August 2010
The Evolutionary Horizon
In a vivid insight, a flash of black lightning, he saw that all life was parallel: that evolution was not vertical, ascending to a perfection, but horizontal.
— John Fowles 'The French Lieutenant's Woman'
— John Fowles 'The French Lieutenant's Woman'
Tuesday, 17 August 2010
Literally!
The strangest thing that human speech and human writing can do is create a metaphor.
That is an amazing leap, is it not?
— Dennis Potter
That is an amazing leap, is it not?
— Dennis Potter
Labels:
Dennis Potter
Monday, 16 August 2010
Friday, 13 August 2010
Frig!
The fear of Friday the 13th is called friggatriskaidekaphobia, frigga, meaning "Friday" and triskaidekaphobia, or paraskevidekatriaphobia, a word derived from the concatenation of the Greek words Paraskeví (Παρασκευή, meaning "Friday"), and dekatreís (δεκατρείς, meaning "thirteen"), attached to phobía (φοβία, from phóbos, φόβος, meaning "fear"). The word was derived in 1911 and first appeared in a mainstream source in 1953.
Thursday, 12 August 2010
Personæ
Be careful what you pretend to be
because you are what you pretend to be.
— Kurt Vonnegut 'Mother Night'
because you are what you pretend to be.
— Kurt Vonnegut 'Mother Night'
Wednesday, 11 August 2010
The Shape Of Things To Come
Be there or be square.
— John Cooper Clarke (c1979)
— John Cooper Clarke (c1979)
Tuesday, 10 August 2010
For Life Is Quite Absurd, And Death's The Final Word
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
— Monty Python 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life'
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
— Monty Python 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life'
Friday, 6 August 2010
Pottery
Potter = shaper of clay;
Abrahamic Mythology: God as shaper of man from clay.
Tom Riddle (cryptic crossword clue) = mot (French) = word;
Abrahamic Mythology: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
Tom Riddle — an anagram of 'mi toddler' — represents Harry Potter’s accompanying childish self, the self to be transcended through the maturation rituals symbolised in each of the seven volumes.
Abrahamic Mythology: God as shaper of man from clay.
Tom Riddle (cryptic crossword clue) = mot (French) = word;
Abrahamic Mythology: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
Tom Riddle — an anagram of 'mi toddler' — represents Harry Potter’s accompanying childish self, the self to be transcended through the maturation rituals symbolised in each of the seven volumes.
One Academic Technique
Find a proposition, invert it, then look around for proofs.
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
This is the technique used, for example, by the philosopher David Chalmers, who inverts what neuroscientists see as the "easy" and "hard" problems of consciousness. It has gained him a lot of attention, not least because he offers hope to those who need to believe in 'life after death' (which is itself an inversion).
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
This is the technique used, for example, by the philosopher David Chalmers, who inverts what neuroscientists see as the "easy" and "hard" problems of consciousness. It has gained him a lot of attention, not least because he offers hope to those who need to believe in 'life after death' (which is itself an inversion).
History
History is an angel
being blown
backwards
into the future.
— Laurie Anderson 'The Dream Before'
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
— James Joyce 'Ulysses'
History nowadays is not a matter of conviction, it's a performance, it's entertainment …
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
… arguing for effect; not believing what you say; that is not history, it's journalism.
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
History is a commentary on the varying and continuing incapabilities of men.
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
History is women following behind with the bucket.
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
History is one fucking thing after another.
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
The history of the world is the history of the triumph of the heartless over the mindless.
— Sir Humphrey Appleby
Biographical history, as taught in our public schools, is still largely a history of boneheads: ridiculous kings and queens, paranoid political leaders, compulsive voyagers, ignorant generals — the flotsam and jetsam of historical currents. The men who radically altered history, the great scientists and mathematicians, are seldom mentioned, if at all.
— Martin Gardner
being blown
backwards
into the future.
— Laurie Anderson 'The Dream Before'
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
— James Joyce 'Ulysses'
History nowadays is not a matter of conviction, it's a performance, it's entertainment …
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
… arguing for effect; not believing what you say; that is not history, it's journalism.
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
History is a commentary on the varying and continuing incapabilities of men.
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
History is women following behind with the bucket.
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
History is one fucking thing after another.
— Alan Bennett 'The History Boys'
The history of the world is the history of the triumph of the heartless over the mindless.
— Sir Humphrey Appleby
Biographical history, as taught in our public schools, is still largely a history of boneheads: ridiculous kings and queens, paranoid political leaders, compulsive voyagers, ignorant generals — the flotsam and jetsam of historical currents. The men who radically altered history, the great scientists and mathematicians, are seldom mentioned, if at all.
— Martin Gardner
Labels:
Alan Bennett,
Definitions,
James Joyce,
Laurie Anderson,
Lyrics,
Martin Gardner,
Yes Minister
Thursday, 5 August 2010
Political Economy
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
— Leonard Cohen 'Everybody Knows'
Now, you can say that I've grown bitter but of this you may be sure:
The rich have got their channels in the bedrooms of the poor
— Leonard Cohen 'Tower Of Song'
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
— Leonard Cohen 'Everybody Knows'
Now, you can say that I've grown bitter but of this you may be sure:
The rich have got their channels in the bedrooms of the poor
— Leonard Cohen 'Tower Of Song'
Wednesday, 4 August 2010
Disgrace
A belligerent state permits itself every such misdeed, every such act of violence, as would disgrace the individual.
— Sigmund Freud
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
— Ambrose Bierce
— Sigmund Freud
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
— Ambrose Bierce
Tuesday, 3 August 2010
Humanity
I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
— Oscar Wilde
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
— Oscar Wilde
I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal. It was the most premature definition ever given. Man is many things, but he is not rational.
— Oscar Wilde
— Oscar Wilde
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
— Oscar Wilde
I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal. It was the most premature definition ever given. Man is many things, but he is not rational.
— Oscar Wilde
Sunday, 1 August 2010
The Soul Proprietor
This mental space is occupied and everything is mine.
— Leonard Cohen 'Death Of A Ladies' Man'
— Leonard Cohen 'Death Of A Ladies' Man'
Saturday, 31 July 2010
Ugly Customer
Well he was an ugly guy.
With an ugly face.
An also ran
in the human race.
And even God got sad
just looking at him.
— Laurie Anderson 'Gravity's Angel'
With an ugly face.
An also ran
in the human race.
And even God got sad
just looking at him.
— Laurie Anderson 'Gravity's Angel'
Friday, 30 July 2010
Indifference To The Suffering Of Others
Looked through the paper.
Makes you want to cry.
Nobody cares if the people
Live or die.
— Leonard Cohen 'In My Secret Life'
About suffering they were never wrong,
The Old Masters; how well, they understood
Its human position; how it takes place
While someone else is eating or opening a window or just walking dully along
— WH Auden 'Musée Des Beaux Arts'
It's despair at the lack of feeling, of love, of reason in the world. It's despair that anyone can even contemplate the idea of dropping a bomb or ordering that it should be dropped. It's despair that so few of us care. It's despair that there's so much brutality and callousness in the world.
— John Fowles 'The Collector'
A most depressing thing occurs
But no-one minds and no-one stirs,
Which means you've ended up with two
Depressing things depressing you.
— Michæl Leunig 'The Two Depressing Things'
How nice — to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Makes you want to cry.
Nobody cares if the people
Live or die.
— Leonard Cohen 'In My Secret Life'
About suffering they were never wrong,
The Old Masters; how well, they understood
Its human position; how it takes place
While someone else is eating or opening a window or just walking dully along
— WH Auden 'Musée Des Beaux Arts'
It's despair at the lack of feeling, of love, of reason in the world. It's despair that anyone can even contemplate the idea of dropping a bomb or ordering that it should be dropped. It's despair that so few of us care. It's despair that there's so much brutality and callousness in the world.
— John Fowles 'The Collector'
A most depressing thing occurs
But no-one minds and no-one stirs,
Which means you've ended up with two
Depressing things depressing you.
— Michæl Leunig 'The Two Depressing Things'
How nice — to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Labels:
John Fowles,
Leonard Cohen,
Lyrics,
Michæl Leunig,
Poems,
Wystan Auden
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