Socialisation

The Asylum And Its Seeker

Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer

Wrong-un

Blind Freddy

Dry Humour

Knock Opportunities

Agenda Politics

The Circle Of Life

Food Chains

Self Realisation

Conspiracy Theory

If You Love Someone, Set Them Free

Targeted Readership

Trappings

A wise man looks upon men as he does on horses; 

all their comparisons of title, wealth, and place, 

he consider but as harness.

— Robert Cecil

Faux Pas Devant

The First Bite Is With The Eye

Monastery Whine

Outwitting Fate

The only way to be sure of catching a train 

is to miss the one before it.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Everybody Needs Good Neighbours

Revolution

Mediocracy

The general tendency of things throughout the world 

is to render mediocrity the ascendant power among mankind.

— John Stuart Mill

Taste Buddy

Affiliation

Strapped For Cash For Straps

The Observer Is Part Of The Experiment

Managerialism Made Simple

Sleeping Dogs Lie

A person may cause evil to others 

not only by his actions 

but by his inaction, 

and in either case 

he is justly accountable to them for the injury.

— John Stuart Mill

Black And White

Uniformation

There's a danger in the internet and social media. 

The notion that information is enough, 

that more and more information is enough, 

that you don't have to think, 

you just have to get more information, 

gets very dangerous.

— Edward de Bono

The Wheel Is Still Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead

Anda a ver si el gallo puso (Venezuelan Spanish)

Literally: Go see if the rooster laid an egg.
Means: Go away, stop bothering me.

Estás más solo que un colegio de noche (Venezuelan Spanish)
Literally: You’re more alone than a school at night.
Means: You’re completely alone.

Une vache espagnole (French)
Literally: A Spanish cow.
Means: Someone who speaks French with a poor accent.

Hún dàn (Mandarin)
Literally: Mixed egg.
Means: You bastard.

Pónte las pilas (Spanish)
Literally: Put your batteries in.
Means: Get on with it.

Qué mala leche (Argentinian Spanish)
Literally: What bad milk.
Means: How rude/unpleasant.

Qué poca madre tienes. (Mexican Spanish)
Literally: How little mother you have.
Means: You’re so rude.

Estás mandando fruta. (Argentinian Spanish)
Literally: You’re sending fruit.
Means: You’re talking nonsense.

Casse-toi (French)
Literally: Go break yourself.
Means: Get lost.

Tōfu no kado ni atama wo utte shinē (Japanese)
Literally: Go hit your head on a corner of tofu and die.

Gey strashe di gen (Yiddish)
Literally: Go threaten geese.
Means: You don’t scare me.

Gey kakken oifen yam (Yiddish)
Literally: Go take a poop in the sea.
Means: Go to hell.

Es más feo que un carro visto por debajo (Colombian Spanish)
Literally: He/she’s uglier than a car seen from below.

Nicht alle Tassen im Schrank haben (German)
Literally: To not have all the cups in the cupboard.
Means: To be a bit of an idiot.