One Off The Wrist

Press My Button

Conformic Acid

How To Stand Out From The Crowd

Socialisation

Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

Society

Gratuitous

Jesus Spends

Give & Take

You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Thought Criminals

People demand freedom of speech
to make up for
the freedom of thought
which they avoid.

 — Søren Kierkegaard

The Higher A Monkey Climbs, The More You See Of Its Behind

Haste Makes Waste

Robot Firefighters

The Wheel Is Still Spinning — But The Hamster Is Dead

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

Mopping Up Operation

Child Abuse

Schadenfreude

Nature Pink In Tooth And Claw

Reality Television

Therapy

The United States Of Australia

Socialism.  It's not for everyone.

Sense And Sillibillity

Promises Of Biblical Proportions

If you believe what is written in this email, you will receive $4,000,000.00.
If you believe what is written in this book, you will receive life everlasting.

The Best Policy

Journalistic Credibility

Aliens Giving An Anal Probe

A Separate Creation

In the first place, 

God made idiots. 

That was for practice. 

Then he made school boards.

 — Mark Twain

Elections = To Silence

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that

in a democracy you vote first and take orders later;

in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.

 — Charles Bukowski