Google Translate: Ideology Autocorrect

Made In God's Image

Fence Sitting

Ambition, Pride And Self-Respect

Blind Devotion

Positive Discrimination

A Cross To Bear

Divide And Conquer

Theology For Dummies

Swiggest Loser

Alimentary, My Dear Watson

The Medium Is The Mixed Message

Free Press Gang

Postmodern Tradesman

Fashionable Nonsense

There is nothing truthful, wise, humane, or strategic about confusing 

hostility to injustice and oppression, which is leftist, 

with hostility to science and rationality, which is nonsense.

 — Michael Albert

Inexecrable?

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
 — Aristophanes

Resolve

Leading The Blind

Still

The heights of popularity and patriotism are still the beaten road to power and tyranny.
 — David Hume

How's My Texting?

Super Smart Phone

Surfing The Menu

There's Always 1 Killjoy

One Child Policy (A Modest Proposal)

Lolled Into A False Sense of Security

How To Save Ecosystems

Stove Detectors

Perfectamundo

"Then God looked over all he had made, and he saw that it was very good!"

Genesis 1:31 

i.e. When our imaginary friend looked over his handiwork,

a world in which beings that feel pain and terror are eaten alive, 

his judgement was "very good!"

No 'L'

Conditions May Apply

The large print giveth, 

and the small print taketh away.

 — Tom Waits

Q.E.D.

If ignorance is bliss, 

why aren't there more happy people?