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Hindsight Biology

The human nose and ears evolved as a "preadaptation" to glasses.

And Nothing More

Bring Me The Head Of Carlos Gouveia

Carlos A. M. Gouveia

highschool.com (was university.org)

In the beginning was the Plan, and then the Program; And the Plan was without form, and the Program was void;

And Darkness was upon the faces of the professors;

And they spake unto the Associate Dean, saying "It is a Crock of Shit, and it stinks";

And the Associate Dean went unto the Dean, and he spake unto him saying, "It is a Crock of Fæces, and none may abide the Odour thereof;

And the Dean went unto the Vice President, and he spake unto him saying, "It is a Container of Excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide before it;

And the Vice President went unto the President, and he spake unto him saying, "It is a Vessel of Fertiliser, and none may abide its strength;

And the President went unto the Vice Chancellor, and he spake unto him saying, "It containeth that which aids Plant Growth, and it is very strong;

And the Vice Chancellor went unto the Chancellor, and he spake unto him saying, "It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful;

And the Chancellor went unto the Board of Regents, and he spake unto them saying, "This potent and vigorous Plan will promote the Growth of the University;

And the Board looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good, and ordered its Implementation forthwith.

The Drones

The Other Man's Grass

The famed sociologist Max Weber was once criticised by a fellow academic for writing outside his field. 

"I'm not a donkey," Weber retorted, "and I don't have a field."

A Fortified Wine To Avoid

the port of hamster dam

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The Political Right

Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.

 — Albert Einstein

Postmodern Mathematics

1 + 1 = 3, for sufficiently large values of 1.

Splimpers

Splitters distinguish splitters from lumpers.  Lumpers don't.

Sex And The Ethics Committee

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/  

Not Now, Silent Singer

Enlightenment Testimonial

The photon hit my retina
and I saw the light.

The Dreamers Ride Against The Man Of Action

Hell

Pleasure Is Where You Find It

It gives me great pleasure indeed to see the stubbornness
of an incorrigible nonconformist warmly acclaimed.

 — Albert Einstein

A Well Respected Man

He dresses how he votes.
 — David Bridie '25 stations'

Captain Ahab

Fiasco

We need wisdom more than ever
Even with the best intentions
The centre cannot hold
The centre cannot hold
 — David Bridie 'The Centre Cannot Hold'

Strike A Poseur

The triumph of style over substance is celebrated endlessly at numerous annual awards ceremonies — from the Oscars down.

 — Doug Anderson

'A Demeaning Display Of Anodyne Music And Fantasy Costumes'

Inanity writ large with a 10-tonne DayGlo Pentel.  This utterly unnecessary event highlights the absurd efforts that aspiring pop singers will go to in order to lose a meaningless competition and avoid saddling their country with the expense of hosting the ensuing year's telecast, which costs squillions and advances bugger all.

 — Doug Anderson on the Eurovision Song Contest

Wild About Oscar

Nothing But

It is my conviction 

that killing under the cloak of war 

is nothing but an act of murder.
— Albert Einstein

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Corporations Rule, OK?

The Poetry Of Logic

Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

 — Albert Einstein

Synchronised Swarming