In the beginning was the Plan, and then the Program; And the Plan was without form, and the Program was void;
And Darkness was upon the faces of the professors;
And they spake unto the Associate Dean, saying "It is a Crock of Shit, and it stinks";
And the Associate Dean went unto the Dean, and he spake unto him saying, "It is a Crock of Fæces, and none may abide the Odour thereof;
And the Dean went unto the Vice President, and he spake unto him saying, "It is a Container of Excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide before it;
And the Vice President went unto the President, and he spake unto him saying, "It is a Vessel of Fertiliser, and none may abide its strength;
And the President went unto the Vice Chancellor, and he spake unto him saying, "It containeth that which aids Plant Growth, and it is very strong;
And the Vice Chancellor went unto the Chancellor, and he spake unto him saying, "It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful;
And the Chancellor went unto the Board of Regents, and he spake unto them saying, "This potent and vigorous Plan will promote the Growth of the University;
And the Board looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good, and ordered its Implementation forthwith.
