Life Coach

Comparisons Are Odorous

For the apparel oft proclaims the man

O brave new world, that has such people in't!

A Trump By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet

Apparel Oft Proclaims The Man

The Cat Will Mew And Dog Will Have His Day

Thou hast entertain'd a fox to be the shepherd of thy lambs

What Drugs, What Charms

Snowflake Alert!

We Are Such Stuff As Dreams Are Made On

O brave new world, that has such people in 't!

And Thereby Hangs A Tail

The Seven Rages Of Man

The Unwritten Rule

Some are born blank slates,

some become blank slates, 

and some have blank slates thrust upon them.

To Take Arms Against A Sea Of Troubles, And By Opposing End Them

Comparisons Are Odious

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet

Only What I Think Is True

If I could be a lovely chap
Life would fall into my lap
And all my words would sound so nice
You'd want to hear me say them twice.

But what I want to say to you
Is only what I think is true
And so, alas, I'll always be
A rather unattractive me.

— Michæl Leunig


I am not bound to please thee with my answer.
— William Shakespeare 'The Merchant Of Venice'

A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

 — Paul Beatty