Military Service

You fought in a war for me, you mug!
— Alan Davies

Letters To The Editor

I'm so worried about what's happenin' today, in the Middle East, you know. And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow. I'm so worried about the fashions today, I don't think they're good for your feet. And I'm so worried about the shows on TV that sometimes they want to repeat. I'm so worried about what's happenin' today, you know. And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow. I'm so worried about my hair falling out and the state of the world today. And I'm so worried about bein' so full of doubt about everything, anyway. I'm so worried about modern technology. I'm so worried about all the things that they dump in the sea. I'm so worried about it, worried about it, worried, worried, worried. I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong. I'm so worried about whether people like this song. I'm so worried about this very next verse, it isn't the best that I've got. And I'm so worried about whether I should go on, or whether I should just stop. (pause) I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped. And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know. And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow. (longer pause) I'm so worried about whether I should have stopped then. I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone 'round the bend. I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow. 

  — Monty Python 'I'm So Worried'