Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?
…
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
…
Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!
…
I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
— Monty Python 'Eric The Half A Bee'
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