Skin Colour Prejudice Anagram

A Bad Rap

Tunnel Blindness

TV "Drama" Anagram

soprano = soaporn

Fantasy Land

More Or Less

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. 

So is a lot.

 — Albert Einstein

Going 'Round In Circles

Vulgarity

Common sense is not so common.

 — Voltaire

Majority Rules

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? 

And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

 — Mark Twain

The Game Of Life

Laws of Thermodynamics

1. You cannot win.

2. You cannot break even.

3. You cannot stop playing the game.

 — Anon

The But-A-Lie Effect

The least deviation from the truth is multiplied later.

 — Aristotle

God Of The New Physics

The word 'god' is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses,
the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless childish.

 — Albert Einstein

Pornosophy

Philosophy is to science as pornography is to sex.

 — Steve Jones

Men

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself.

 — Galileo Galilei

Exploding A Myth

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

 — Oscar Wilde

Work

The production of useful work is strictly limited by the laws of thermodynamics. 

The production of useless work seems to be unlimited.

 — Donald E. Simanek

Self-Perpetuating Motions

...people today are so accustomed to pretentious nonsense that they see nothing amiss in reading without understanding, and many of them at length discover that they can without difficulty write in like manner themselves and win applause for it. And so it perpetuates itself.

 — G. A. Wells

Chemical Attraction

To say that a man is made up of certain chemical elements is a satisfactory description only for those who intend to use him as a fertiliser.

 — Hermann Joseph Muller

Epicircles

Big whirls have little whirls,

That feed on their velocity;

And little whirls have lesser whirls,

And so on to viscosity.

 — Lewis Fry Richardson

Mere Coincidence?

Davros

Tony Robinson

Insufficient Proof

There's no system foolproof enough to defeat a sufficiently great fool.

 — Edward Teller

Sine Qua Non

A man must have a certain amount of intelligent ignorance to get anywhere.

 — Charles Franklin Kettering

No It's Because You're A Dickhead

Flattery

Learn from the mistakes of others. 

You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

 ― Groucho Marx

Collected Thoughts

It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead. 

 — Kurt Vonnegut

Testosterone Causes The Form Of Brain Damage Known As Machismo

Survival Of The Chosenest

Minimal Pair

It Gets Worse