Advertising

The New Improved Selfie Stick

Reference Group

My Social Worker Says I'm Special

Five Finger Discount

Think Outside The Box

The Birthday Boy

Three Wise Men Come Upon A Blessed Virgin

Cows'r'us

Elementary

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

 — Frank Zappa

Diagnostic Anagram

Shame

Crimes of which a people is ashamed constitute its real history. 

The same is true of man.

 — Jean Genet

The Last Return Of The Pigeons

Scouts' Honour

Solidarity

What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Try Again

If at first you don't succeed,

then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

 — Steven Wright

A Book Reading

Supply And Demand

The Holy Land

Trump Adoration

Trumpadóir is the Irish word for a "loud-mouthed person".

Executioner And Judge

There is no crime, absolutely none, that cannot be condoned when 'our' side commits it.

 — George Orwell

The Law Of Levity

The One That Didn't Get Away

'Living In Sin' Equality

The Key Word

Rule Of Thumb

Trumpet Call

The Will To Power

Sound Travelling Through A Vacuum

Wicker Man

The terrorist and the policeman both come from the same basket.
 — Joseph Conrad, The Secret Agent

Perception Mismanagement

The Democracy Of Ignorance

The Fundament Of Humanity

No Flags In Heaven

The Medium Is The Message

Wholly Shit!

The Non-Pursuit Of Happiness

Anthropocentipedism

The Trophy In The Room

Can't See The Trees For The Wood

Compliance

The Devil You Know

Resistance Is Useful

Waugh Declared …

Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail, 

which has been specially invented for the purpose, 

involving neither physical proximity nor speech.

 — Auberon Waugh

The Lessons Of History

In 1672, an angry mob of Dutchmen killed and ate their prime minister.

Literally!

Haves And Have-Nots

To Protect And Serve

Surface Tension

Champing At The Bit

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.

 — Oliver Goldsmith

Lest We Regret

Illegal Immigrants And How To Survive Them

Remember Remember The Ninth Of November

Move Along — Nothing To See Here

Self-Assembly

The Mind Of God

If one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation,
it would appear that God has a special fondness for stars and beetles.

 — J. B. S. Haldane

An Algorithm Not Stored In Memory

A Disaster Waiting To Happen

No Visible Means Of Support

Virtual Friends