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Naked Teen

Now Here

Natural Selection Criteria

Terrestrial Extra

Mutual Self-Deception

Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

 — Ambrose Bierce

The Holy Book Of Faces

Enlightenment

Imperfect Tenderness

SATIRE, n. An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies of the author's enemies were expounded with imperfect tenderness.

Consumption

Exploitation

Post-Procrastination

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
 ― Mark Twain

Emeritus

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

 — Niels Bohr

Uncalled To Account

Irresponsibility is part of the pleasure of all art; 

it is the part the schools cannot recognise.
 — James Joyce

Man In Before You

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America.

 — James Joyce

The Burden of Proof

A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. 

It is innocent, unless found guilty. 

A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. 

It is guilty, until found effective.

 — Edward Teller

One More Mystery Explained

Lest We Forget

Black Rage

Pastamancy

Does He Have A Funny Moustache?

Truth In Advertising

Infooltration

Pedanticism

ignorami

Mittwit

Haute Aquicouture

A Flock Of Seagulls

Corpses For Corps

Insect Castes

Getting Even